I found this awesome ad on Craigs List in New Orleans. I'll let it speak for itself...
looking for weekly ride to raising canes - ww4m - 25 (bywater,new orleans)
2 ladies are seeking man, or woman, or transgender, or robot, or alpaca to chauffeur us to raising canes on a weekly or twice weekly basis.
must have vehicle, and love for chicken.
In exchange for your services, we will purchase a 4 piece box combo with fountain drink for you at