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Old 12-29-2010, 07:34 PM   #1
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What is the difference between a woman and a battery?

There's a positive side to a battery!!

Kind of lame but worth a chuckle!!
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Old 12-29-2010, 08:21 PM   #2
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.
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Old 12-29-2010, 08:30 PM   #3
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Why do women have legs?

So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Old 12-30-2010, 05:51 AM   #4
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Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:11 AM   #5
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I will be with my sweet baby New Year's. And she won't need batteries either!!

Have a safe & Happy New Years!!
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What do you get when you cross early 20th century Germany with an upscale clothing store?

A wiener republic.
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Old 12-30-2010, 10:15 PM   #7
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Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.
I heard that joke on a Lifetime movie on the Ted Bundy Story. I even told it to girls in college and they actually laughed which is beyond me.

I'll also be with the Mrs this New Year. Glad I found a good one.
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Old 01-04-2011, 05:56 PM   #8
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.
Are you..... ghey?
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What do you call a midget Mexican... A speck.
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Ouch! Guess I know which men will be lonely this New Year's Eve..... As for me, I'll put my make up and perfume on and wear my highest heels and be sure to charge my batteries.....but quite certain I will NOT be needing the batteries.
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