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Reverse Bestiality: When Animals Commit Sexual Assault

this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Sexual assault is no laughing matter - unless, of course, the would-be rapist isn't human. Who doesn't giggle when they see a small dog humping someone's leg? But what many people don't realize is that reverse bestiality - where an ...

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Old 01-31-2011, 02:54 PM   #1
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Reverse Bestiality: When Animals Commit Sexual Assault

Sexual assault is no laughing matter - unless, of course, the would-be rapist isn't human. Who doesn't giggle when they see a small dog humping someone's leg? But what many people don't realize is that reverse bestiality - where an animal makes unwanted sexual advances on a person - is a true problem for scientists working in the field where the actions of wild animals are completely unpredictable.

Sure, sexual assault is embarrassing though tolerated when committed by a small, fluffy pomeranian with an overactive sex drive. Most people won't report the assailant to any kind of authority. It's even pretty funny when sexual advances are made by large, flightless parrot, even though real harm can be done (as you can see in the video on the right). But what do you do if a much larger creature decides you're the sexiest thing it's ever seen?

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Reverse Bestiality: When Animals Commit Sexual Assault : Observations of a Nerd

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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Warning... that video may be to graphic for some. Watch at your own risk.

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Old 01-31-2011, 08:00 PM   #4
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i'm appalled papz. let me find a lawyer, lets see beastallity attorney oh would that be m. lynch no,no,no thats beastmodallity. you win papz.
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You know, while other Saints boards EE forums are shouting at each other pointlessly about politics, religion, and Global Warming tm, we continue to blaze new trails.

Somewhere there has to be a video of dogs humping little kids. Its time for some You Tube!

Ok, I grew up on a Ranch. So we had one pet goat, which was really cute, but somehow I managed to kill it, (true story) which is a whole other story for later.

So, we went out and bought another goat to replace the old one, because we just loved "Smiley." Well Goat II was no "Smiley." You see, we had bought a male, who promptly entered puberty, began smelling like a member of Al Quaeda, and grew a tremendous, embarrasing set of testicles.

Oh, yeah, and while Smiley had this cute verbal call, looking straight at you with her little funny face... a rising, but gentle, "Hm hm hmm hmm hmmm?" Its hard to type it, but it was freakin hilarious. But Dodo's call was a couple of small warning baa's, followed by a tounge sticking out, obnoxious, attention-demanding, screaming, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Like Roseane Barr talking.

But the straw that humped the camel was when he took a liking to my 4 or 5 year old sister. She was just the right height, I guess, and he's be walking behind her down the driveway, and she'd look back nervously, like a tourist on Basin street, and start walking faster. He'd pick up the pace
and his head kinda turned sideways. Then she'd go into full panic, as he put up one, then two legs across her shoulders, and it was on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

I cant breathe...
naturally, he was soon gone. I dont know why I didnt kill and cook him.
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here we go. its not so much the dog, but the way the kid looks upside down at his crotch area, to see what is going on, then screams away in terror after seeing his pee pee. look at her face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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Old 02-03-2011, 10:57 AM   #7
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So how did your sister turn out? Is she a contributing member to our society or has she let the tramatic event haunt her for life? She could make a good case study.
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she's gay.

She jokingly blames me, because I spent our childhood teaching her sports, and playing in mud, shooting guns, swimming in ponds, etc.
Now that you mention it, I am not to blame. Obviously the goat is to
blame.
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http://www.imglols.com/wp-content/ma...g-Not-Sure.jpg

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Old 02-05-2011, 10:07 AM   #10
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hilarious dog pic. FF would be jealous.

serious about gay sister.
serious about family joke that its my fault for teacher her football.
not serious about goat being culprit, but it does make one think.
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