Amish Joke
 

A young Amish man and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the son and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

Help Wanted: Lemon Picker

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove
seemed to be far to qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this;
have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she replied, "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."

Now isn't that "special"...

A rich Houston man asked his kid what he wanted for his birthday.

The kid replied, "I want a mickey mouse outfit."

so the man bought Metro Transit.