Masturbator dies in crash after incident in Metairie!
 

Alleged Metairie public masturbator dies in car crash in New Orleans | NOLA.com

A 32-year-old New Orleans man who was arrested in Jefferson Parish last week on multiple counts of obscenity died early Monday when the car he drove slammed into a metal utility pole in Desire, police said.

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Lance Williams
Lance Williams was driving a 2007 Toyota Camry west on Almonaster Avenue about 1 a.m. when he went off the road at Higgins Boulevard and hit the pole, said officer Hilal Williams, a New Orleans Police Department spokeswoman.
Paramedics pronounced Lance Williams dead on the scene. No other injuries were reported.
Investigators think speed was a factor in the crash, police said.
The Orleans Parish coroner's office will conduct an autopsy and toxicology tests.
Williams was arrested Tuesday and booked with three counts of obscenity. He was re-arrested on one count of obscenity the next day, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.
Williams was accused of driving a Ford Expedition and masturbating next to women, often while stopped in traffic in Metairie. He was booked last year on similar complaints. Williams had also been convicted of obscenity in Jefferson Parish District Court for exposing himself to a woman in 2007 while driving on Veterans Memorial Boulevard in Metairie.
Detectives most recently said they were looking into "numerous cases" involving a man other motorists saw masturbating in a green Expedition near Bonnabel Boulevard and Veterans.
The JPSO said Williams' most recent arrest stemmed from an alleged incident near that intersection on Friday. A woman said she saw a green sport-utility vehicle pull up next to her and saw a man stroking himself inside the vehicle.
The woman sped away, but the SUV followed her. She eventually got behind it and took down the license plate number and passed it on to sheriff's deputies.





What the Heck is going on in Metairie?

Hell... don't ask me... you found the article. What's up with that? :doh:
Hopefully he took out another pervert in the accident.

But to answer your question.... errrr.... we're trying to be like New Orleans?

If I had that issue I'd buy one of those car seated video games. Sure it's expensive but you can do it and drive in the comfort of your home.

That's bad advice from MJ. He was defeated.

I guess it takes one pervert to know another .... LMAO! I digress ... Is that bandwidth related?

Damn bruh he couldn't pull over are wait until he got home.

He should have kept a shake weight in the car at all times.

I saw that article early this morning on nola, and since that time there have been quite a few reader comments deleted, such as,
He should have had both hands on the steering wheel
He was listening to Michael Jackson' Beat It
His attention was on the wrong pole

One comment that wasn't deleted was
His failure to maintain "control" led to his Failure to Maintain Control.

Interesting story, Smash!

hahaha... whats up B?

Im just relieved to see FF posted here, which means he's alive and well, and it wasnt him.

So you're not supposed to whack while you drive?

Sounds like its time for a new B&G Pole Question.

"masturbator" hahahahahaha... I cant believe he gets that title.... what a way to be remembered.

poor family.

Sad. Such a senseless climatic death.

tada bump!

could they at least have left the poor guys name out?

sad sad sad.

only a matter of time before we have a gravestone epitaph contest.

A definite candidate for the Darwin awards

WOW, Strato .... sounds like the name of a song!

Crazy age of internet!

Which is why you found the article so interesting.... :D

Me too. ;)

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SmashMouth....would you quit jerking off on our time.


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Talk about beyond nasty! Yuck!

welcome JPPT74. What is that avatar? what does JPPT mean? You shoulda done a welcome thread.

Jefferson Parish Public Transportation? :whatever:

really?

pee wee herman with chi-chis? I just threw up...a lot...

FF don't give a Sh&T. :mrgreen:

I take that as a compliment. :D

I heard PeeWee is living in Houston and loves the Blues. ;)

Pee Wee would have lots to do in Houston. There's a lot of them places here.

It's a good thing or Strato would have no place to play. :nutkick:

I heard PeeWee just got on a plane. :dunce:.

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i was about to ask strato what he's doing in pennsylvania.

just realized he's in port art-TUR. used to be port arthur was known
for its large cajun population. I'll bet there's still some good eatin.

Port Aransas, perhaps?!