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WhoDat!656 04-26-2011 04:14 AM

My Favorite Animal
 
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Srgt. Hulka 04-26-2011 03:56 PM

That's pretty funny Whodat. Everybody in the office was wondering what I was laughing at.

skymike 04-26-2011 06:42 PM

I've never heard that one, 656... hilarious!

col. sanders hahahahaha....

I needed that. I just wasted 2 1/2 hours dealing with Houston Mun. Courts.

foreverfan 04-26-2011 07:19 PM

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SmashMouth 04-26-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 295566)
I've never heard that one, 656... hilarious!

col. sanders hahahahaha....

I needed that. I just wasted 2 1/2 hours dealing with Houston Mun. Courts.

Noooohhhhhh.. photo radar? Or fried chicken?

skymike 04-27-2011 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 295578)
Noooohhhhhh.. photo radar? Or fried chicken?

i'd like to give them some fried chicken.


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