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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful ...

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Old 04-26-2011, 04:14 AM   #1
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Talking My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

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Old 04-26-2011, 03:56 PM   #2
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That's pretty funny Whodat. Everybody in the office was wondering what I was laughing at.
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:42 PM   #3
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I've never heard that one, 656... hilarious!

col. sanders hahahahaha....

I needed that. I just wasted 2 1/2 hours dealing with Houston Mun. Courts.
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:19 PM   #4
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:42 PM   #5
 
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Originally Posted by skymike View Post
I've never heard that one, 656... hilarious!

col. sanders hahahahaha....

I needed that. I just wasted 2 1/2 hours dealing with Houston Mun. Courts.
Noooohhhhhh.. photo radar? Or fried chicken?
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:33 AM   #6
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Noooohhhhhh.. photo radar? Or fried chicken?
i'd like to give them some fried chicken.
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