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saintfan 06-02-2011 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 302636)
Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
African or European?

SmashMouth 06-02-2011 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 302636)
Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...

saintfan 06-02-2011 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 302668)
hmmmmm ... the math does not compute ... help me out here ...
You honestly thought it would? LOL :mrgreen:


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skymike 06-02-2011 06:44 PM
which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.

papz 06-02-2011 08:21 PM
What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?

Srgt. Hulka 06-02-2011 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 302705)
which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.
3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you. :doh:

foreverfan 06-02-2011 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by papz (Post 302719)
What the frick? How come we aren't getting any damn answers!?
Hold on damn it. Don't piss on youself.... This is exactly why I like urinal walls.


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Originally Posted by papz (Post 302647)
After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?
IMPORTANT: Don't forget to wash your hands, dry off and apologize to the guy next to you.

This is exactly SkyMike's wife makes him pees outside on the fence. :mad:

GREAT NEWS PAPZ: There is a procedure to correct this. :D
You can actually do this with some KY and the parking break cable from a 54 Chevy.

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OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS: Do not use your underwear's fly. Pull the top band down and place it under your nads before you wizz. This will lift the scrotum to help with elimination. Other than that I suggest you sit down.

FF

foreverfan 06-02-2011 09:29 PM
Roughly 11 meters per second, is 24.6063 miles per hour to be exact.


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foreverfan 06-02-2011 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 302705)
which is smaller, inches or centimeters? I need to be able to quote a more impressive number.
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Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka (Post 302726)
3 inches converts to 7.62 centimeters. So FF, I would definatly go with centimeters if I were you. :doh:
Mike... this may be stretching the truth a bit, but you could tell her you have 72.6 millimeters. :whatever:

Is there anything smaller than a millimeter?

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neugey 06-03-2011 01:30 PM
Is it safe to feed my nearby farm cat small quantities of french vanilla cappucino (aka cattucino)?


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