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Old 06-04-2011, 10:18 AM   #31
 
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How many cats does it take to score a TD?
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Old 06-04-2011, 11:08 AM   #32
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How many cats does it take to score a TD?
Cats don't play football. They pay World Cup Soccer.
It only takes one to score a goal, but it also can be considered a team effort.
In fact, many cats who appear here on this website do so against their will which puts me in great perril.





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Old 06-04-2011, 11:20 AM   #33
 
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Cats don't play football. They pay World Cup Soccer.
It only takes one to score a goal, but it also can be considered a team effort.
In fact, many cats appear here against their will which puts me in great perril.



YouTube - ‪Cats playing football - Cats in the World Cup climate‬‏
Looks like some incredible cat athletes here .... bet you can't move like that anymore, FF!

Here's another question.... What was the cats' role in the recent G8 summit? And did they accomplish?
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Looks like some incredible cat athletes here .... bet you can't move like that anymore, FF!

Here's another question.... What was the cats' role in the recent G8 summit? And did they accomplish?
No I can't hop around like that any more. At my age... shooting means the enima bag.

The G8 group of countries—France, Italy, Germany, the UK, Japan, Canada, Russia, and the US.
Like the countries they represented, cats assisted in getting nothing done.











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Old 06-04-2011, 11:41 AM   #35
 
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I like the French cat ....he looks pretty cool!

What's faster, a cat or a turtle?
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I like the French cat ....he looks pretty cool!






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What's faster, a cat or a turtle?




In an unrelated story....


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Love the new avatar!

On another note, how many fortune cookies can a cat eat in one sitting?

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Love the new avatar!





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On another note, how many fortune cookies can a cat eat in one sitting?

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Sweet ... how many cats are there in China?


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Sweet ... how many cats are there in China?
It's down to a few hundred in the wild. Many kittens are farmed like chickens and prepared in Cat Chow Mein.


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