How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?

Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/G...18301_5274.jpg


Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

http://www.catdiaries.com.au/wp-cont...tching-you.jpg

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?

How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?

Is Dr. FF any relation to this guru?

http://media.nola.com/sports_impact/...4508-small.jpg

:p
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/a...baths-cats.jpg
http://wholeenchilada.files.wordpres...ol-9.jpg?w=504
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/...e4d7c5f9de.jpg
http://roflmouse.com/wp-content/uplo...-bath-time.jpg

The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin. ;)

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/..._woodchuck.jpg

How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.

The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles and the average length of a domestic cat is 22 inches. This would mean that you would need 71,714,880 cats. ;)



http://navlog.org/wtf_cat.jpg