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Old 06-04-2011, 04:40 PM   #41
 
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How many of the Saints players actually own cats? And who are they?
Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.




Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

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Actually the NFL banned players from owning cats because they were proven to be spys of Bill Belichick.




Cats have been forced underground and go by the name "Mike" to conceal their true idenity.

Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?
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Have they used waterboarding on these cats in order to extricate top secret information? If so , can you give us a few examples?






The last one actually lost and spilled the beans and told everybody that Daz is still a virgin.

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How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.
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How many cats does it take to stretch around the world?
I was thinking just one if you pulled hard enough, but I need a professional opinion.

The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles and the average length of a domestic cat is 22 inches. This would mean that you would need 71,714,880 cats.




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