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New Ask Dr. Foreverfan Column!

We all owe a great debt of gratitude to the wise herbal advice that the good doctor giveth us all. Please use this particular medium for all pertinent questions and answers to your greatest questions of life.

I'll start ...

How many milligrams of Carnitine should one typically use in a day, and how do you convert that to ounces?

Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?

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Originally Posted by papz (Post 302587)

Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?

Yes you should. You should to see if you need to wash your hands. :cool:

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To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on

Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss

Carnitine - Wikipedia

Next question....

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Originally Posted by foreverfan (Post 302598)

You should to see if you need to wash your hands. :cool:

To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acids lysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on

Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss

Carnitine - Wikipedia

Next question....

What is that in ounces again?

my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 302628)

my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?

Mail all drugs to SmashMouth in Austin. The dude has to be on something plus he loves kids. :doh:

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Originally Posted by saintfan (Post 302630)

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.

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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 302606)

What is that in ounces again?

You're the apprentice engineer wantabe... 5.29%.

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After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?