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Old 06-01-2011, 08:31 PM   #1
 
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How many milligrams of Carnitine should one typically use in a day, and how do you convert that to ounces?
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Old 06-01-2011, 08:54 PM   #2
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Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?
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Do you ever sniff your finger after you take a poop?
Yes you should. You should to see if you need to wash your hands.

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To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acidslysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on
Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
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Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
You should to see if you need to wash your hands.

To answer SM's question it's save to supplement to about 500-3000mg.
No reported side effects at that dosage. Take on 1500mg on empty stomach.
Do not take before bed.

It promotes proper lipid transfer of fats and in many cases can eliminate the need for statins.

Carnitine is a quaternary ammonium compound biosynthesized from the amino acidslysine and methionine.[1] In living cells, it is required for the transport of fatty acids from the cytosol into the mitochondria during the breakdown of lipids (fats) for the generation of metabolic energy.

Positive Effects on
Bone mass and loss
Antioxidant effects
Heart conditions
Blood sugar and diabetes
Kidney disease and dialysis
Male infertility
Weight loss
Carnitine - Wikipedia

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What is that in ounces again?
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my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?
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What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
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my medicine bottle says, "Keep away from children."

Im trying my hardest to keep away from children, but they keep following me.

What can I do?
Mail all drugs to SmashMouth in Austin. The dude has to be on something plus he loves kids.


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What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
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What is that in ounces again?

You're the apprentice engineer wantabe... 5.29%.


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After I pee pee, as I zip up and walk away, I always have this second wave of drippings role down my leg. Is this normal or do I have some sort of bladder issue?
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