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Subject: A New Stamp


Just in case you did not hear about this from the Postal Service:

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.

The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:


1. The stamp is in perfect order.


2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.


3. People are spitting on the wrong side

LOL, that was good

Subject: A New Stamp

Just in case you did not hear about this from the Postal Service:

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Bush on it.

The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:


1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the peel and stick adhesive.

3. People who buy the stamps are too stupid to figure out how to use them.