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Old 09-02-2011, 10:49 PM   #1
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The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the **** was missing.

He knew about **** fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a ****? ‘

All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a ****? ‘ All the women stood up.

‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a **** that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up.

‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? ‘

Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up.

Mass was abandoned that day.

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Old 09-02-2011, 11:00 PM   #2
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The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens He kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he Went to feed the birds and discovered That the c-o-c-k was missing.

He knew about c-o-c-k fights in The village, so he questioned His parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a c-o-c-k? ‘

All the men stood up. ‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k? ‘ All the women stood up.

‘No, no, ‘ he said, ‘ that wasn’t what I meant.

Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k that Doesn’t belong to them? ‘ Half the women stood up.

‘No, ‘he said,‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c-o-c-k? ‘

Sixteen altar boys, two priests And a goat stood up.

Mass was abandoned that day.
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Old 09-03-2011, 09:51 AM   #3
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Seems your c-ock went missing.
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Old 09-03-2011, 10:18 AM   #4
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