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WhoDat!656 10-03-2011 08:32 PM

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and the other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,

"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!!

That's when she shot him.

You know,

homerj07 10-03-2011 09:02 PM

HAH!! She kills me!! :hump:

FireVenturi 10-04-2011 05:08 AM

That's some funny stuff right there

QBREES9 10-04-2011 10:24 PM

Ha Ha Ha that was great. It's also true. We don't.

foreverfan 10-05-2011 08:04 AM

With women, I subscribe to the less is more principle. The less I say, the more I'm going to like it.

Saint_LB 10-05-2011 11:46 AM

That was funny.

While in the Navy, the wife of a friend informed my wife that she had secretly been saving money and her husband had no idea she had it. It presented a problem to me as he was always borrowing money from me at lunch time and stuff. He was always complaining about being broke all the time. It was hard for me not to blurt out that he wasn't broke.

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