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Instant Karma is going to get you. It's going to knock you right in the head.
Better get yourself together, pretty soon you are gonna be dead.

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Huge heiffer [emoji28][emoji28]

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Adrian!

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My wife asked: “if I die first, would you date again?”

Kinda awkward, I said: “after a good long time, probably.”

My wife then asked: “would you let her use my golf clubs ?”

I said: “Nah, she's left handed.”

I get out of the hospital a week from Tuesday.

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JOB INTERVIEW

"What's your biggest weakness?"

"Honesty"

"Well I don't think honesty is a weakness"

"I don't give a fuvk what you think"

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2040...

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Red Neck Pacifier

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Not you too Santa..

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2+2+2=7

Teacher: Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats, then another 2 cats, then another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?

Johnny: 7 Ma'am

Teacher: Okay Johnny listen again carefully. If I gave you two cats, then another two cats, then another two cats, how many cats will you have?

Johnny: 7 cats Ma'am

Teacher: Okay Johnny let's put it another way. If I give you two apples, then another two apples, then another two apples, how many apples do you have?

Johnny: 6

Teacher. Ok good. So if I give you two cats, then another two cats, then another two cats, how many cats will you have?

Johnny: 7

Teacher: How in the hell are you getting seven cats?

Johnny: I already have a cat

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