foreverfan

SmashMouth

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

foreverfan

SmashMouth

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the arse and head are interchangeable."

SmashMouth

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?




A liquor cabinet

foreverfan

You ruined the joke... two lesbians need a liquor license to get married.

dam1953

Reminds of the time when my dear old Cajun dad went to do some repair work on a rental property occupied by two women. While there, he and the repairman stumbled upon a sexual appliance.

Upon returning home he promptly informed Mom that they had two "Lebanese" living in their rent house.

SmashMouth

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.



A pack of playing cards it is then.

jeanpierre

Boudreaux got called into his bank 'bout his accounts.

"Mr. Boudreaux, all your accounts are in arrears," Mr. Ledet, the banker continued, "...checking account is overdrawn, auto & home loans are two months past due."

"Mr. Ledet, I undrestand." said Boudreaux. "It's Clothilde, my wife, that woman just won't listen to me."

Mr. Ledet the banker asked Boudreaux, "Why do you have her on your accounts if she won't listen and stop over-spending?"

Boudreaux sighed and told the banker "To be honest widcha, Cher', I'd rather argue wid you than wid her !"

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