Joke of the Day

foreverfan · 02-28-2019, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

3 frogs get arrested

The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go. The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog." The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."

But did Bubbles get laid?

SmashMouth · 03-01-2019, 07:09 AM

Heard about the man who painted his scrotum?

Pretty nuts

SmashMouth · 03-01-2019, 07:15 AM

There's an old joke about an old man that enters a bar and tells the bartender that he's accidentally cut off penis. Needs an ambulance.

The old man says that he has it and lays it on the bar.

The bartender says,"Sir,that's a cigar."

The old man: "It's worse than I thought. I've smoked my dick."

foreverfan · 03-02-2019, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

There's an old joke about an old man that enters a bar and tells the bartender that he's accidentally cut off penis. Needs an ambulance.

The old man says that he has it and lays it on the bar.

The bartender says,"Sir,that's a cigar."

The old man: "It's worse than I thought. I've smoked my dick."

Must have been a black guy.

foreverfan · 03-02-2019, 09:12 PM

SmashMouth · 03-03-2019, 08:41 AM

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard.

Personally I’m on the fence.

foreverfan · 03-03-2019, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard.

Personally I’m on the fence.

So you are just like the little black boy and constipated so you really don't give a SHlT?

st thomas · 03-03-2019, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard.

Personally I’m on the fence.

He he

SmashMouth · 03-04-2019, 05:04 AM

If a blind girl says you have a big penis

She's probably pulling your leg

foreverfan · 03-04-2019, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

If a blind girl says you have a big penis

She's probably pulling your leg

02-28-2019, 09:13 PM	#1441
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by SmashMouth 3 frogs get arrested The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go. The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go. The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog." The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles." But did Bubbles get laid? SmashMouth likes this.

03-01-2019, 07:09 AM	#1442
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 36,958 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Joke of the Day Heard about the man who painted his scrotum? Pretty nuts

03-01-2019, 07:15 AM	#1443
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 36,958 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Joke of the Day There's an old joke about an old man that enters a bar and tells the bartender that he's accidentally cut off penis. Needs an ambulance. The old man says that he has it and lays it on the bar. The bartender says,"Sir,that's a cigar." The old man: "It's worse than I thought. I've smoked my dick." foreverfan likes this.

03-02-2019, 11:42 AM	#1444
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by SmashMouth There's an old joke about an old man that enters a bar and tells the bartender that he's accidentally cut off penis. Needs an ambulance. The old man says that he has it and lays it on the bar. The bartender says,"Sir,that's a cigar." The old man: "It's worse than I thought. I've smoked my dick." Must have been a black guy.

03-02-2019, 09:12 PM	#1445
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03-03-2019, 08:41 AM	#1446
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 36,958 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Joke of the Day My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard. Personally I’m on the fence. st thomas likes this.

03-03-2019, 11:00 AM	#1447
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by SmashMouth My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard. Personally I’m on the fence. So you are just like the little black boy and constipated so you really don't give a SHlT?

03-03-2019, 11:05 AM	#1448
st thomas Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: lafayette Posts: 7,753	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by SmashMouth My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes nude in her backyard. Personally I’m on the fence. He he

03-04-2019, 05:04 AM	#1449
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 36,958 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Joke of the Day If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably pulling your leg

03-04-2019, 06:58 PM	#1450
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Originally Posted by SmashMouth If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably pulling your leg

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