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Old 04-14-2013, 01:48 PM   #591
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“Get this…” said the bloke to his mates “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. “Did he get anything?” his mates asked. “Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”
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Old 04-16-2013, 12:20 PM   #592
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Why do Falcons players and fans talk so much during the preseason?

Because they have nothing to talk about in the regular season!
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Old 04-29-2013, 10:38 AM   #596
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My boss was out and phoned me today. He said “Is everything OK at the office?”

I said “It is all under control boss. It’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.”

“Can you do me a favor” he asked.

I said “Of course, what is it?”

“Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”
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Old 05-01-2013, 03:49 AM   #599
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There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."
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