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Old 11-10-2011, 06:06 PM   #61
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Old 11-12-2011, 12:54 PM   #63
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It's so terrible lol!
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Old 11-12-2011, 05:36 PM   #67
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LOL

You can stretch your avatar out by .0000000000001 centimeter if you want.

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Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach, with their uncle stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After rowing out to sea for a while Bubbles says, "Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?"
Barbie slipped over the side and, finding the water only knee deep, said, "Nope, not yet, Bubbles." So they row a little further...
Again, Bubbles asks Barbie, "Do you think were out far enough now?"
Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest." So on they row, and row and row.
Finally, they stop and, once again, Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried, when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface! Gasping for breath, she says, "OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel."
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One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!
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Old 11-12-2011, 08:17 PM   #70
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LOL

You can stretch your avatar out by .0000000000001 centimeter if you want.

Hell I feel a lot better now.
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