21 Adult Truths
 

1.Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I don’t want to have to restart my collection….again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

15. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

17. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

19. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

20. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

21. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was use in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies….Quit Laughing

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I don’t want to have to restart my collection….again.

I mostly use Netflix for movies now.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

At 9am I'm usually spent.

21. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was use in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies….Quit Laughing

One shot to the guys and you can't think straight for 100 years.

14 every kiss begins with Kay"s Yeah what she kissing.

10. Those good stories revert back to bad decisions when you're applying to take the bar exam.

17. Once I said that three times as a new employee at the federal building here while going to get my new ID and I discovered that a fourth time = get shot.

just kissing? for that kind of money, there better be suction.

SkyMike LOL thats what I was thinking.