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Old 02-21-2012, 04:02 AM   #1
 
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With a great mustache comes great responsibility...

Mustached Americans Seek Tax Break For Grooming Products | Fox News

As Congress pays lip service to Americans seeking tax reforms, an underrepresented constituency has a hairy proposition -- getting lawmakers to approve a $250 tax refund for mustached Americans.Members of the*American Mustache Institute*traipsed up to*Capitol Hill*Monday -- while lawmakers were out of town for President's Day -- to seek a tax break for men with facial hair, who (AMI-authored studies show) are 38 percent better-looking than the rest of America.Read more:*Mustached Americans Seek Tax Break For Grooming Products | Fox News

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Old 02-21-2012, 06:47 AM   #2
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... I can see that, take away all 'charitable deductions' and replace it with a 'grooming products' deduction ... yeah, that's about par for the course with Washington now-a-days ...
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:26 AM   #3
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What about a tax break for over weight people? Think about this...

1. Every ingredient has been taxed. The seed, the cow, the pic, the chicken... Taxes are paid at each stop from farm until it reaches the hand of the cook.

2. Then the consumer pays taxes on the food when he/she buys it.

3. The the outside sole of their shoes wears out.

4. They have to buy more shoes. (Cows, rubber, fabric ect.)

5. Government and shoe companies are making out like bandits.

I smell a tax break!
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:23 AM   #4
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I'm growing mine back.
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