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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS'?
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) an arsehole

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around


(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smartarse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumbarse

... I think you may be on to something there, WD. :)