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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; If you are engaged in anal relations with a woman and she starts spewing feces with each stroke what is the proper thing to do? A. Keep stroking and act like nothing happened as to not embarrass her B.Kick her ...

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Old 06-03-2012, 11:05 PM   #1
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The case of the heinous anus

If you are engaged in anal relations with a woman and she starts spewing feces with each stroke what is the proper thing to do?

A. Keep stroking and act like nothing happened as to not embarrass her
B.Kick her out of bed and call her a nasty ***** and tell all your friends
C. Enjoy

Just curious
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:47 AM   #2
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WTF?
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Old 06-04-2012, 10:44 AM   #3
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Give her a Dirty Sanchez. Why does it have to be only a woman? Just sayin.

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Old 06-05-2012, 12:29 PM   #4
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Also does it make a difference if she is pushing?
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Also does it make a difference if she is pushing?
Just for the record... I hope she craps on you.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:37 PM   #6
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Just for the record... I hope she craps on you.
I did that once and pulled out a great northern bean.
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Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks!


Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you.
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Give her a Dirty Sanchez.
That's what my wife calls a certain Jets QB ...
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:00 PM   #9
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Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks!


Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you.

No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer.
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No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer.
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