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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.


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The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’
The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around
the house. Bring your husbands.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone
who doesn’t care much about you.

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Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don’t know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in
the church hall. Music will follow..

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to
our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to
the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to
cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person you want remembered..

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The church will host an evening of fine dining,
super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing
in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket
and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
Congregation would lend him their electric girdles
for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
7 PM . Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church Please use large double door
at the side entrance.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new
campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours’.

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