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Old 07-17-2012, 09:57 PM   #1
 
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Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO

A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.


“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. “I think they were more embarrased than I was,” he said in the CBS SF interview.

According to Wikipedia, Falcon’s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect – making it one of the largest ever recorded.

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Said Pope Benedict: "WOW ... that ring is bigger than mine!!!"

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Old 07-17-2012, 09:59 PM   #2
 
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I think the real point here is that this calls for government involvement since this obviously isn't fair. You may only have 6, the government needs to take some of his inches from him and share them with you. Vote Obama, the 1% don't need those extra inches and you want them!!
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Odd... the last time I had to deal with the TSA they didn't ask me anything.
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:37 PM   #4
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Every big dick I can think of is a Falcon, LOL
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:44 PM   #5
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Oh yeah, that's what we need, free Government circumcisions and re-distribution of "the wealth" to all those in need.

Foreverfan, you may be eligible and in the first wave to receive enhancements.
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Old 07-18-2012, 02:00 PM   #6
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This story is false, I have not visited SFO recently ...
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