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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; 1. I will vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Iíve decided to marry my German Shepherd. 2. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a ...

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Old 08-17-2012, 02:23 PM   #1
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Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. I will vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Iíve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnít.

3. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I will vote Democrat because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I donít start driving a Prius.

7. I will vote Democrat because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

9. I will vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I will vote Democrat because I think that itís better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view.
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Old 08-17-2012, 03:15 PM   #2
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Re: Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

Pretty much sums it up, but you left out quite a few. See Saintfan's list. He's got about 100 IIRC.
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Old 08-17-2012, 05:05 PM   #3
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Re: Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

Ha that is great
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