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saintfan 08-20-2012 10:17 PM

Saintfan: Nearly Killed By Rogue Pigeon!
 
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Iím walking, digging my way slowly up toward Hyde street when, out of the corner of my eye I see it coming. I had little time to react and so Iím quite proud to be alive. As I looked up and to the right I saw it coming straight for me. It lunged, steepening its trajectory. As I turned in panic I saw itís evil little bloodshot eyes. We were essentially face to beak. I ducked and raised my hands simultaneously as if performing some strange yoga pose right there on the street. The damn thing missed me by mere inches.
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Halo 08-21-2012 03:19 PM

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As I looked up and to the right I saw it coming straight for me. It lunged, steepening its trajectory. As I turned in panic I saw itís evil little bloodshot eyes. We were essentially face to beak. I ducked and raised my hands simultaneously as if performing some strange yoga pose right there on the street. The damn thing missed me by mere inches.

In the split second that followed I was able to, reasonably I thought, figure it was an accident, until the little bastard came at me from the other side. Again it was close enough for me to see directly into itís beady little hellish red eyes. I flailed again helplessly as it swooped down, diving directly for my skull. Another near miss. Well now I figure for sure the son of a ***** it trying to kill me. For real......... :beer:
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QBREES9 08-21-2012 06:11 PM

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Thats one Angry Byrd !

saintfan 08-21-2012 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by QBREES9 (Post 430106)
Thats one Angry Byrd !

Bite yer head off man...

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mutineer10 08-22-2012 12:23 PM

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You gotta watch them filthy flyin' rat sumb!+(#es man, they carry diseases!

Might've had rabies ... you sure it wasn't a Falcon?

SloMotion 08-22-2012 03:25 PM

Re: Saintfan: Nearly Killed By Rogue Pigeon!
 
It starts with just a single attack ... notice any of 'em lurking around the playgrounds lately?

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saintfan 08-22-2012 03:59 PM

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Straight out of Hitchcock guys.

mutineer10 08-22-2012 04:16 PM

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saintfan 08-22-2012 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mutineer10 (Post 430396)

Nobody puts Zooey in a cage...err...corner...eh, you know what I mean. :-)

Mardigras9 08-24-2012 01:52 PM

Re: Saintfan: Nearly Killed By Rogue Pigeon!
 
That's hilarious!!!


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