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Difference between Guts and Balls
this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’ BALLS - is coming ...
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09-05-2012, 11:10 PM
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Difference between Guts and Balls
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, ‘You’re next, Chubby.’ I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. |
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09-07-2012, 08:59 AM
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Re: Difference between Guts and Balls
LOL!!
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09-07-2012, 10:34 PM
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Re: Difference between Guts and Balls
That is very good.
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09-08-2012, 01:33 AM
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Re: Difference between Guts and Balls
HA good one
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