WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED
 

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we’re screwed

Re: WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED
 

Who did you come up with that ! That is great

Re: WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED
 

I cannot honestly take claim for that one; just passing it along.

Re: WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED
 

Dude that made me laff so f'n hard. Its true. Hell when I have to call SiriusXM radio. I don't know who I'm talking to. That is just plain funny !