Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

He's a real American Idol to many of grown boys/old men. :saintsfan: Sounds like someone is jealous.
Yea... that would be me.


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Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

Man that dude is UGLY LOL I wish I was him. How is old Ron doing anyword. We know he isn't dead.

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

That doesnt look like the face of a 59yr old man. more like 69 year old man.

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

Get well Ron. Pretty soon he'll be feeling better and this will spawn a new line of films "Ron's Recovery Room".

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

Have you ever seen a flick with him in it?


LOL he is above average... I am only twice as long as he is.

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

You know how I make my penis as long as Ron's?

I fold it in half. :drummer:

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Porn legend, Ron Jeremy recovering from is being called a major hard attack. Has surgery to extend his career at L.A. hospital.

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The news first got out this morning when the site TMZ blew the lid off of this story. It was later confirmed by Jeremy’s management team who said in a official statement several hours ago:

Star of the adult and non-adult film industry, Ron Jeremy is reportedly recovering in a Los Angles hospital today is undergoing two major surgeries related to an aneurysm near his heart. According to an official statement from his management team, doctors are said to have their hands full as Ron has given nurses more than they can handle.

"We don't know exactly what happened yet, but early reports state that the heart attack started when Ron failed to achieved a full erection. Doctors are looking to extend and re-erect Ron's career. Ron is currently in surgery and under going his first 7 hour surgery as a team of surgeons are trying to shave him in preparation for heart surgery.

While there are NO OFFICIAL reports on his condition at this time, we will update his fans and well-wishers as more of Ron's condition is exposed.

Ron greatly appreciate all the emails and phone messages and promises to be back on his knees in no time. :D

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

Funny !

Re: Porn legend Ron Jeremy hospitalized in critical condition
 

Star of the non-adult film industry? Since when? That's like claiming Traci Lords is a legitimate actress because she eventually starred in that one Stephen King movie. I vaguely remember seeing Jeremy in maybe one non-adult film and it was just a cameo, unimportant role in which he looked/acted totally out of place. I'm not looking it up to verify either, anyone can do it if they don't believe me. This guy gives me the creeps and just posting in this thread somehow makes me me feel dirty without having to take the time/effort researching him, :lol:.