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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Ever spent time on Urban Dictionary? Some of these gems make me cry laughing. The Donkey Punch: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in ...

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Old 05-02-2013, 03:09 PM   #1
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The Donkey Punch

Ever spent time on Urban Dictionary? Some of these gems make me cry laughing.

The Donkey Punch:
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

The Angry Pirate:
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.

The Angry Dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

The Tony Danza:
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

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