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Why I Mow My Own Yard Lee Trevino: A True Story

this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas ,Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, ...

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Old 05-28-2013, 08:32 PM   #1
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One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas ,Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"

Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"

Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

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Old 05-29-2013, 07:03 AM   #2
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Fricken' hilarious, .
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Awesome !!!!! Great answer.
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