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TheOak 06-30-2013 05:20 PM

Favorite movie quotes
 
Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt ~
"I have a place in Malibu"
"You live in a boiler"
"Yea, I've got a few places"


Vegas Vacation
Cousin Eddie ~
"Aw, shes got her mothers looks and her daddys sense of balance."

TheOak 06-30-2013 05:42 PM

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TV show

Big Bang Theory

Sheldon ~" when do you evacuate your bowels?"

Leonard ~ "When I have to."

Sheldon ~ "Sorry, I don't rent to hippies."

Danno 06-30-2013 05:42 PM

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"We accept the love we think we deserve."
The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Also the best movie I've seen in a long long time.

Danno 06-30-2013 05:50 PM

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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Marie "Slim" Browning (Lauren Bacall) To Have and Have Not

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino Godfather Part II)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.".
If you don't know, you're a loser.

fergo 07-01-2013 06:23 AM

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

saintfan 07-01-2013 07:35 AM

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Hey! The Sheriff is a N*<ding>!

What'd he say?

He said the Sheriff is near.

Oh.

No gosh dang it dang blum it! The Sheriff is a NI*<ding>!

SapperSaint 07-01-2013 10:42 AM

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Army of Darkness (Evil Dead Trilogy)

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town.

SapperSaint 07-01-2013 10:45 AM

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Mystery Men

The Sphinx: We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

SapperSaint 07-01-2013 10:53 AM

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Naked Gun 33 ˝ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)


“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”


saintfan 07-01-2013 11:11 AM

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Jr: Daddy! My hat came off!

Sheriff Justice...of Texas: I Hope your GD head was in it!

SapperSaint 07-01-2013 02:05 PM

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Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Hold up on that car wash, gentleman!



Sheriff Branford: Did you say that you are a sheriff?

Sheriff Justice: That's a big ten-four! This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice, of Texas!

Sheriff Branford: Texas? You realize of course that you are out of your jurisdiction? I suggest that you let my department handle the situation.

Sheriff Justice: That's very comfortin'. But I'm in high speed pursuit! Don't you hear good?

Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Sheriff Justice: The g0d d@mn Germans got nothin' to do with it!

TheOak 07-01-2013 11:11 PM

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I love me Some Buford T Justice.... Named my bulldog after him.

"Give me a diablo sammich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry"

Something about a Doablo sammich and a Dr Pepper that sounds damn good to me lol

saintfan 07-02-2013 10:12 AM

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

Mardigras9 07-02-2013 11:29 AM

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Jaws
"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women"
" I'm not wasting my time arguing with a guy lining up to be a hot lunch"
Blazing Saddles
"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."
The Holy grail
"I fart in your general direction."
Space Balls
"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"

and the whole supertroopers movie script.

TheOak 07-02-2013 12:48 PM

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History of the World part 1:
"Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*! "

Danno 07-08-2013 03:42 PM

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" Mother Nature is a Serial Killer.. No One's better.. more creative.. like all Serial Killers she can't help the urge to want to get caught.. and what good are all those brilliant crimes, if no one takes the credit.. So she leave crumbs..

Now the hard part... why you spend a decade in school, is seeing the crumbs for the clues they are.. sometimes the things you thought were the most brutal aspect of the virus, turns out the be the chink in it's armor... and she loves disguising her weaknesses as strengths.."

dizzle88 07-08-2013 06:17 PM

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Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

"What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out she's a stranger..."

That film really makes you think and appreciate the things you have

dizzle88 07-08-2013 06:22 PM

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Gladiator

Maximus - I knew a man once that said death smiles at us all....all a man can do is smile back

Commodus - I wonder.......did your friend smile at his own death?

Maximus - You must know......he was your father

TheOak 07-08-2013 06:42 PM

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King Leonidas: Then what must a king do to save his world when the very laws he has sworn to protect force him to do nothing?
Queen Gorgo: It is not a question of what a Spartan citizen should do, nor a husband, nor a king. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest love, what should a free man do?





Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

Crusader 07-14-2013 04:14 AM

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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Mitch Martin, Old School

lee909 07-14-2013 04:26 AM

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Do, or do not. There is no "try".

- Yoda (from The Empire Strikes Back




I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Crusader 07-14-2013 04:36 AM

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Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood), The Outlaw Josey Wales

Saint_LB 07-14-2013 05:35 AM

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From the Brady Bunch movie, Mike Brady: "Wherever you go, there you are!"

Favorite scene from a movie...check out John Matuszak here. BTW...about 30 years ago I lived in the Bay area and people were always telling me that I looked just like the "Tooz".


dizzle88 07-15-2013 03:19 AM

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Donnie Darko

Donnie - "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank - "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Also Donnie Darko -

School Prinicipal - What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer......?

Miss Farmer - I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

Donnie's dad - HEH! *cough*

SloMotion 07-15-2013 06:11 AM

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You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club. ~ Crash Davis (Bull Durham, 1988)

Saint_LB 07-16-2013 09:54 AM

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Nobody's gonna say, "Go ahead...make my day!" ?

SapperSaint 07-16-2013 11:07 AM

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My favorite Dirty Harry qoute is from Sudden Impact

BAD GUY: What do you think about that, Callahan?

Dirty Harry: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogsh*t, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogsh*t. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog sh*ts ya!

also from Sudden Impact

Crook: [during a diner robbery] What're you doing, you pighead sucka?

Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee, today she gives me a large black coffee only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.

Crook: Say what?

Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.

Crook: Who'se we sucka?

Harry Callahan: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.

Danno 07-16-2013 01:39 PM

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Richard Hayden: [Watching Tommy Boy eat french fries and then squirting ketchup into his mouth]
"Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter. "


Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

SapperSaint 07-16-2013 02:34 PM

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{Josey Wales]

Lone Watie: I didn't surrender neither. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pullin a wagon up in Kansas I'll bet.

*******
Josey Wales: You have any food here?

Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.

*******

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

saintfan 07-16-2013 11:24 PM

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First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

SloMotion 07-17-2013 06:15 AM

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We Were Soldiers (2002)

Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!

Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a f-ing weatherman now?

SloMotion 07-17-2013 06:16 AM

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... same movie:

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?

Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Sir, Custer was a *****. You ain't.

WhoDat!656 07-17-2013 10:09 AM

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QBREES9 07-20-2013 07:30 AM

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" Man thats a shame, when folks be throwing a way a perfectly good white boy "


QBREES9 07-20-2013 07:35 AM

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Party Over !!!! Wier Sience


WhoDat!656 07-24-2013 01:44 PM

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SloMotion 07-24-2013 08:05 PM

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SloMotion 07-24-2013 08:16 PM

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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning ... it smells like ... 'victory' ~ Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now (1979)



saintfan 07-24-2013 08:16 PM

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QBREES9 07-24-2013 11:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SloMotion (Post 512643)

One the greatest movie ever! Slomotion how's thing in Detroit.


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