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Old 07-07-2013, 10:05 PM   #1
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Best Burn

What is your best burn?
I was in a bar , in my 20's, good looking and kocky. The guys bet on me to hit on this girl , because they all flamed out, and I tryed my best stuff.
In the end she politely said she wasnt interested.
I said "what are you celibate!"
she said "What are you the alternative?"
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Old 07-08-2013, 03:11 PM   #2
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I saw a Saint fan get demolished one time in the mens restroom in the dome. We were playing the Cowboys and there was about 7 guys at the stall peeing. I was right next to a Cowboy fan and some drunk Saint fan came in and said "Stinks like Cowboy piss in here". The Cowboy fan just calmly looked over to him and said "yeh that's what 5 superbowls smells like, you wouldn't know" and walked away. I looked at the Saint fan next to me and we just said, "damn".
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Old 07-08-2013, 03:15 PM   #3
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I saw a Saint fan get demolished one time in the mens restroom in the dome. We were playing the Cowboys and there was about 7 guys at the stall peeing. I was right next to a Cowboy fan and some drunk Saint fan came in and said "Stinks like Cowboy piss in here". The Cowboy fan just calmly looked over to him and said "yeh that's what 5 superbowls smells like, you wouldn't know" and walked away. I looked at the Saint fan next to me and we just said, "damn".
Normally I wouldn't want to give a Cowboys fan credit. And normally the whole "we got 5 Super Bowl wins" comeback is lame and dated.

But from the way you described that, it sounded like he delivered a nice zinger.
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Old 07-08-2013, 03:45 PM   #4
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I was laying in bed with my wife and heard a strange whirring/squeal type noise coming from the kitchen.

I said "What the F' was that?"

She said "Thats the dishwasher, if you ran it once in a while you'd recognize it".
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Old 07-08-2013, 06:00 PM   #5
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I'm in Bed Bath & Beyond with my 8-4 yo daughters on a Sunday morning in 2009, it's early 10:15 ish (wearing a Saints hoodie, in Houston) I'm in the pots section when up strolls lizard skin boots, gold rope chain and a nugget ring with a belt buckle the size of a frisbee and a handlebar mustache... Out of his pie hole comes "so what do you think about those Cowboys this season"?

Without missing a beat I said "I don't" and continued to look at pots.

I heard him mumbling a bunch of bs through his stash for a good 10 minutes from across the store lol.

It gets better.

We get into my truck to leave and I see him and his wife stroll out and get into a white minivan. I pulled up and rolled down my window and politely said after looking down at the side of my truck "it's a HEMI,"!

If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

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