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WhoDat!656 07-23-2013 05:47 PM

His & Her Poems‏
WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand,

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen,

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other,

And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

SloMotion 07-24-2013 05:06 AM

Re: His & Her Poems‏
... there once was a girl & a guy from Nantucket ... :mrgreen:

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