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Old 11-16-2013, 08:26 PM   #1
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The Gospel According to St. Titleist‏

1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18
years of dealing with him across a desk.
Grantland Rice

2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf
players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike

3 It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when
one is playing golf.
Robert Lynd

4. If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of
golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson

5. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more
complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

6. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf
club, they'd starve to death.
Sam Snead

7. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth

8. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

9. If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of
you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick
it up.
Tommy Bolt

10. Man blames fate for all other accidents, but feels personally
responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.
Bishop Sheen


11. I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up
sliced.
Arnold Palmer

12. My handicap? Woods and irons.
Chris Codiroli

13. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag
stick on top.
Pete Dye

14. I'm hitting the woods just great; but having a terrible time getting out
of them!
Buddy Hackett

15. The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf.
Billy Graham

16. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball.
Jack Lemmon

17. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are
still rolling.
Mark Twain

18. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon

19. Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at
either of them.
Jimmy DeMaret


20. May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
Ben Hogan

21. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit
it straight, it's a miracle.

22. The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve
your lie.
George Deukmejian

And Finally. .*

23. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of
a bagpipe.

Lee Iococca

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