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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Well, the Japanese have done it again. Apparently this tech-laden bra made by the lingerie company Ravijour will only unhook for "true love." The "True Love Tester" bra can't be masterfully unhooked by some skeevy player who hit on the ...

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Old 01-28-2014, 08:29 PM   #1
 
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Futuristic bra only opens for 'true love'

Well, the Japanese have done it again. Apparently this tech-laden bra made by the lingerie company Ravijour will only unhook for "true love."

The "True Love Tester" bra can't be masterfully unhooked by some skeevy player who hit on the wearer at a club. No, this bra only comes undone when sensors embedded inside it that are connected wirelessly to a smartphone app detect a particular heart rate(video, safe for work).

According to the Victoria's Secret-like company that made the bra, Ravijour, a particular heart rate over time indicates "love." And what do you know, they even have a graph comparing the effects of jogging, shopping, eating spicy food and watching a horror movie with "flirting" and "surprise gift" on a lady's heart. What better way to acknowledge being "in love" than having your glittery bra fly open?

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Old 01-29-2014, 12:18 AM   #2
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Glad they didn't have these things when I was in high school.
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:04 AM   #3
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Oh well... Once again gay men are screwed. No true love detection for you unless you crossdress.

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Japan is weird!
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:04 PM   #5
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Oh well... Once again gay men are screwed. No true love detection for you unless you crossdress.
I've heard they're working on a sphincter sensor that'll do the same thing.

But no worries, its at taxpayers expense.
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I've heard they're working on a sphincter sensor that'll do the same thing.



But no worries, its at taxpayers expense.

Our offense will cause a lot of false alarms.
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Doesn't work on the most important thing. Stupid Japs.
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