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WhoDat!656 03-16-2014 03:08 AM

WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
 
What an interesting turn of events in Mount Vernon, Texas...

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bull****.

SmashMouth 03-16-2014 09:48 AM

Re: WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
 
Funny... But from a legal perspective, not sure prayer is a legal basis to decide a case. Some of the attorneys here on BnG can chime in for fun. Should this case even have been allowed to proceed or just simply thrown out?

TheOak 03-16-2014 05:56 PM

WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
 
All depends Smash....

Who will commit the ultimate sacrifice so they can serve The Lord a subpoena. If he doesn't show is he in contempt?

QBREES9 03-18-2014 10:08 PM

Re: WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
 
Dam Funny!


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