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WhoDat!656 04-04-2014 03:23 PM

Golf dilemma
Imagine if you were playing in the club championship final and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards into the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.

Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: “Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don’t find it in time, I’ll concede the match.”

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin.

About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: “I found it!” The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma: Do you pull the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it, or, do you keep your mouth shut?

lee909 04-04-2014 03:32 PM

Re: Golf dilemma
If he is still in the woods you throw the cheating barstewards ball into the sand.

TheOak 04-04-2014 06:36 PM

Re: Golf dilemma

Lee.... Unless this Port has me by the bollocks... The cheating bastards ball shouldn't be in MY pocket :P

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