Go Back   New Orleans Saints - blackandgold.com > Main > Everything Else

How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; Originally Posted by foreverfan Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her. I figured you'd go with "she has a sugar daddy...me."...

Like Tree26Likes

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-22-2017, 10:14 AM   #21
1000 Posts +
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: SW Ohio
Posts: 3,706
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her.
I figured you'd go with "she has a sugar daddy...me."
foreverfan likes this.
dam1953 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2017, 05:35 PM   #22
12,000 BS Posts
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metairie, LA
Posts: 13,203
Blog Entries: 5
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by dam1953 View Post
I figured you'd go with "she has a sugar daddy...me."
But I taste nothing like sugar.

foreverfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 08:05 AM   #23
Site Donor 2018
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Thibodaux
Posts: 29,175
Blog Entries: 35
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Not a pleasant experience, the greatest failure of my life; but to my surprise, I've discovered I'm even stronger (will) than I thought...

She now resents me more because I didn't let her continue to hold our child hostage over my family and I didn't fall apart without her...

Yes, there were tough days (holidays), but it makes you stronger and if you allow your will to carry you, gives you a healthier outlook on life...

Would have preferred to make it work - but it takes two; unfortunately our legal system rewards angry women seeking control and predatory lawyers...

And for what it's worth, my Ex saw the divorce attorney the morning after my Dad's funeral; used her sisters' playbook, cleaned all cash out without my knowledge...

Despite repairing boats, tractors, skid steers, mini-excavators for "friends" , many treat you like the plague...

None of the lawyer "friends" offered free help - though they enjoyed free labour and mostly free parts for years...

So I understand the f*ckery that goes along with a divorce, but I also know when I share with you that you can take stock and come out stronger...

11 Years A.D.
foreverfan likes this.

It's not that my way is the right way, I just make the right way my way...
jeanpierre is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 08:51 AM   #24
12,000 BS Posts
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metairie, LA
Posts: 13,203
Blog Entries: 5
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by jeanpierre View Post
Not a pleasant experience, the greatest failure of my life; but to my surprise, I've discovered I'm even stronger (will) than I thought...

She now resents me more because I didn't let her continue to hold our child hostage over my family and I didn't fall apart without her...

Yes, there were tough days (holidays), but it makes you stronger and if you allow your will to carry you, gives you a healthier outlook on life...

Would have preferred to make it work - but it takes two; unfortunately our legal system rewards angry women seeking control and predatory lawyers...

And for what it's worth, my Ex saw the divorce attorney the morning after my Dad's funeral; used her sisters' playbook, cleaned all cash out without my knowledge...

Despite repairing boats, tractors, skid steers, mini-excavators for "friends" , many treat you like the plague...

None of the lawyer "friends" offered free help - though they enjoyed free labour and mostly free parts for years...

So I understand the f*ckery that goes along with a divorce, but I also know when I share with you that you can take stock and come out stronger...

11 Years A.D.

I guess you've been road hard and put up wet and dried the fck out.
jeanpierre likes this.
foreverfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 09:21 AM   #25
Site Donor 2018
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Thibodaux
Posts: 29,175
Blog Entries: 35
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
I guess you've been road hard and put up wet and dried the fck out.
Actually, it some ways she did me a favor; I no longer work for low wages for former friends in town, especially lawyers...

When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client...

Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney...

For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal...

Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now...
foreverfan likes this.

It's not that my way is the right way, I just make the right way my way...
jeanpierre is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-14-2018, 09:44 AM   #26
12,000 BS Posts
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metairie, LA
Posts: 13,203
Blog Entries: 5
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by jeanpierre View Post
Actually, it some ways she did me a favor; I no longer work for low wages for former friends in town, especially lawyers...

When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client...

Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney...

For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal...

Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now...

Yea I dumped my first wife and her brother was the attorney and it didn't cost me a dime. We didn't have any children so it was easier. Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. She is on her 4th marriage. Poor bastard.

Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online.
jeanpierre likes this.
foreverfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-09-2018, 01:47 AM   #27
Site Donor 2018
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Thibodaux
Posts: 29,175
Blog Entries: 35
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

Originally Posted by foreverfan View Post
Yea I dumped my first wife and her brother was the attorney and it didn't cost me a dime. We didn't have any children so it was easier. Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. She is on her 4th marriage. Poor bastard.

Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online.
Wow, if there's ever a reunion, we gotta get together over some drinks to share stories - your's sounds wild...

Grew up with several friends, one, an attorney, Greg represented another friend of ours who lacked, well, resolve and backbone...

Greg eviscerated our buddy's feminista wife (for infidelity and we thought it was on him), but the drama was too much and our friend ceased proceedings...

Only for them to resume and finally divorced a year later, but without Greg involved to Greg's relief...

Greg swore he'd never represent one of his close friends again - then my turn came; Greg lives outta town and limited his help to prepping me...

Called Greg with how it shook out, he called BS on me; emailed him the docs and he nearly dislocated his jaw; he's offered to help me go to law school...

Sad thing - my ex, always too proud to admit she's wrong, has now had two friends betray her confidence, revealing she can't believe I let her go through with it...

Stubborn Pride can be a b*tch; but you can't fix stupid and sometimes you just gotta give people that rope...

It's not that my way is the right way, I just make the right way my way...
jeanpierre is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2019, 02:57 PM   #28
12,000 BS Posts
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metairie, LA
Posts: 13,203
Blog Entries: 5
Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.

MUCH NEEDED PARTY INFORMATION

Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies.

Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing.

If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong.


First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are.

Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough.

Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.

Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer.














NEVER MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN!
Keep away from SkyMike.


6-1 WHO DAT 2019!



THIS BIRD HAS HIS SHlT TOGETHER!!!
foreverfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:02 AM.


Copyright 1997 - 2018 - BlackandGold.com
no new posts