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dam1953 01-28-2016 10:37 AM

Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crusader (Post 691037)
Yes that is how it works.

"The criterion for the awards states, "In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."[2]

Accidental self-sterilization also qualifies; however, the site notes: "Of necessity, the award is usually bestowed posthumously." But the candidate is disqualified if "innocent bystanders", who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process."

I think the Darwin Awards need to modify the condition for consideration. If "innocent bystanders" killed are ALL progeny, the candidate should not be disqualified. In fact, he should received additional consideration for going above and beyond the call to erase his DNA from the human gene pool.

SapperSaint 01-28-2016 02:31 PM

Re: Detroit man watching porn on phone dies in car accident
 
At least his "affairs" were in hand
:-P


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