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SaintPauly 04-16-2010 05:55 AM

Big Ben Jokes: Just humor folks....
 
A woman is suing Santonio Holmes for assaulting her in a nightclub. And suddenly, Ben Roethlisberger has a wingman.

Georgia police have finished probing quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, just two months after Roethlisberger finished probing Georgia college students.


The Georgia Bureau of Investigation and the Milledgeville police department had a brief press conference yesterday to update the progress of the Ben Roethlisberger sexual assualt charge filed last month in the small southern college town.
Little of substance was said, but some Steeler fans were alarmed when local police chief Woodrow Blue mistakenly referred to the accused as "Ben Carpetbagger from up Pittsburgh way...".

Former Steeler QB Terry Bradshaw revealed recently that his relationship with Ben Roethlisberger soured after Bradshaw warned him not to ride a motorcycle without a helmet prior to his accident.
Apparently Ben asked him "Is that what happened to you?"

Ben Roethlisberger isn't expected to join his teammates for voluntary off-season workouts. Rothlisberger doesn't like anything voluntary.

A survey says the Yankees are the best paid figures in sports. They're followed closely by the Mavericks, the Lakers and the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet.
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And here's some Vikings jokes, I couldn't resist.....



The New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings 31-28, after Brett Favre retired during the final drive of the fourth quarter.



Brett Favre announced his retire from the Minnesota Vikings and revealed his "post-football" plans.
Rather than returning to Mississippi as everyone expected, he surprised everyone by saying that he intends to stay in Minnesota and open a bakery with former Viking teammate, Adrian Peterson. Their specialty item will be ...turnovers!




Yesterday Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announced his retirement from football. Today Brett Favre called Warner to ask him how he is able to stay retired for so long.



Adam "Pacman" Jones sent a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asking to be allowed to play this season. The letter took Jones a full week to write since he couldn't decide what color crayon to use. To get the league to read it, he signed it "Brett Favre."



The Vikings said they're a team of integrity and goals, and they want Brett Favre to give them a decision by the end of this week. Because Sunday is the start of their annual hooker boat party.




The Minnesota Vikings said this week's game against the Packers will be a circus. Except circuses have three more rings than the Vikings.

neugey 04-16-2010 10:29 AM

Re: Big Ben Jokes: Just humor folks....
 
Weird Al should be writing a parody ... "The Steeler Went Down to Georgia"

falconhater 04-16-2010 10:45 AM

Re: Big Ben Jokes: Just humor folks....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by neugey (Post 218823)
Weird Al should be writing a parody ... "The Steeler Went Down to Georgia"

Lookin for a hole to steal
cause he was in a bind
and she had a nice behind
he just had to cop a feel

SORRY I COULDN't RESIST

strato 04-16-2010 11:26 AM

Re: Big Ben Jokes: Just humor folks....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by falconhater (Post 218824)
Lookin for a hole to steal
cause he was in a bind
and she had a nice behind
he just had to cop a feel

SORRY I COULDN't RESIST

So your moral tirade just ..poof out the window...lol

neugey 04-16-2010 12:06 PM

Re: Big Ben Jokes: Just humor folks....
 
Expect to see Ben Roethlisberger in the Steelers war room for the NFL draft next week. He's been scouting tight ends.


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