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alexonfyre 08-26-2011 09:29 AM

Good Article about ESPN
 
Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game | The Onion Sports Network

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The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players.

saintfan 08-26-2011 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by alexonfyre (Post 323642)
Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game | The Onion Sports Network

[Warning: Language]

The raving simpleton, who somehow managed to string together several words to make the moronic comments, seemed to believe he had determined—by watching 60 minutes of pointless football—how the Bears’ and Giants’ offenses, defenses, and special teams units would fare throughout the regular season and even the goddamn playoffs, for Christ’s sake. According to reports, the mentally ill oaf arrived at his nonsensical revelations by feebly analyzing the statistics and final score of the insignificant contest, which was primarily used by the coaches to evaluate third- and fourth-string players.

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The drooling ignoramus also managed to praise Jay Cutler, an act of astonishing vapidity which in and of itself proves he should never be allowed to speak on television.
Best...article...EVER...

papz 08-26-2011 02:42 PM

Does Choup have a twin brother?

That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

saintfan 08-27-2011 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by papz (Post 323712)
Does Choup have a twin brother?

That is some good stuff. Someone forward this to ESPN.

I thought that too. He doesn't tho, and it's not choup either. I have deduced this because the words "douche", "douchebag", and "douchenozzle" are not used a single time.

Still a great article tho. :)

homerj07 09-05-2011 02:35 PM

Do they even write thier own stuff or are they just reading prattle off the tele-prompter??


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