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WhoDat!656 12-26-2012 02:32 PM

Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 
It’s a good thing Santa Claus only works one day a year, because he might need some time to recover.

Rather than leaving Jolly Old St. Nick some cookies and milk — something that’s been played out time and time again — Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes was leaning toward a more unconventional approach.

Spikes, known in the social media world for his off-the-cuff Twitter antics, dished out the following tweet on Christmas Eve, making it clear that Kris Kringle needs more than just baked goods during his global trek.

brandon spikes ✔@BrandonSpikes55 We're leaving a big fat rail of coke and a shot of Jack for Santa this year… cookies and milk will just slow him down. #SimpleTruth
24 Dec 12 ReplyRetweetFavorite

There’s no word yet on if Spikes followed through with his plan, or if Mr. Claus opted for the party favors, but it definitely would have added a whole new dynamic to the big guy’s gift giving.

Let’s just hope Mrs. Claus serves as the designated driver going forward.


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Mardigras9 12-27-2012 08:27 AM

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 
Another NFL player promoting drinking and driving? Lol, probably not a good time for that joke in the league.

ChrisXVI 12-27-2012 05:03 PM

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 
Making mountains out of mole hills... Move along media, it was a joke.

Utah_Saint 12-28-2012 06:42 PM

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisXVI (Post 467991)
Making mountains out of mole hills... Move along media, it was a joke.

And a funny one at that.

QBREES9 12-28-2012 10:14 PM

Re: Brandon Spikes Opts to Leave Santa Claus an Interesting Gift
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisXVI (Post 467991)
Making mountains out of mole hills... Move along media, it was a joke.

it made me laff


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