Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons
 

There is one for every team.
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What has always sucked: As always, I will start here by disclosing that I am a Vikings fan, so **** Atlanta eternally for the 1998 NFC title game.

No, really. **** YOU. With a nail gun. God, we'll never be that good again. It still hurts. It hurts my essence. The Falcons ruin everything for everyone. They are the neighbor you feel obligated to invite to the party and you hope they don't show up to the party but then they DO show up to the party and you're like why the **** did you come to my party? That's the Falcons every year.


Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons

Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons
 

Damn. Gizmodo is doing our job for us. Some of the comments by Atlanta fans are classic. i.e. "There are more people in Atlanta with Ebola than Super Bowl rings". Thank God I had finished my coffee.

Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons
 

agreed. This guy gets it:

1) We're getting a fancy new (publicly financed) stadium because we started getting into the playoffs when Matt Ryan got drafted, and then proceeded to lose to the Cards, put up 2 points against the Giants, get a new one ripped for us by the Packers, and blow a 17 point lead in the NFC title game against the Niners. Best stretch in franchise history!

2) Our fans show up at halftime and leave halfway through the 4th quarter.

3) We have to get Samuel L. Jackson to scream RISE UP ATLANTA before kickoff and on 3rd downs or else we won't know when to cheer.

4) Our owner looks like an actual falcon.

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[QUOTE=WhoDat!656;603772]There is one for every team.
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What has always sucked: As always, I will start here by disclosing that I am a Vikings fan, so **** Atlanta eternally for the 1998 NFC title game.

No, really. **** YOU. With a nail gun. God, we'll never be that good again. It still hurts. It hurts my essence. The Falcons ruin everything for everyone. They are the neighbor you feel obligated to invite to the party and you hope they don't show up to the party but then they DO show up to the party and you're like why the **** did you come to my party? That's the Falcons every year.

i was a big fan of that Vikings team. Wasnt the QB Randall Cunningham? The Vikings were like 14=2 and scored the most points in history. The Falcons had Jamal Anderson and he did that stupid dirty bird dance. Yuk! Tough loss. Best offense ever and the best record in the league and beat by a Falcons team noone remembers. Now yall have arguably the best RB ever and unless Bridgewater is ready fast hell be wasted too. I'm pulling for yall again because I'd like to see AP get to play on a good team with a QB who could keep defenses from putting 8 in the box on every down. Either way, I think the Falcons could be even worse this year than last. The Cowboys stink too. Good season.

Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Atlanta Falcons
 

What might not suck: Common sense dictates that when a competently run team like Atlanta has a down year filled with injuries and outright bad luck, it should rebound the following season. Jones is healthy again. The line is better. There are, like, safeties around. They seem better! Oh God, don't let them be better. Let an awesome team like the Saints run them the **** over. 1998 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR, JERKHEADS.



4) Our owner looks like an actual falcon.

Actually he looks like Hecklyl and Jeckyl

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZCOV2fuqcR...and+jeckle.png