New Orleans Saints Forums - blackandgold.com - Texas Gal: Blind Date w/ My Nice Friend to New Orleans

This is bizarre, I know, but I dont care.

My best friend has been single too long, and I want him to come to New Orleans next weekend & celebrate with us, but I am tired of feeling guilty for having a lovely woman beside me, while he doesnt.

He's not Brad Pitt, which is a good thing. He's just a real man/regular guy, 45 ish, no major flaws that I know of, and he owns 4 BOATS! I dont know why he's gotten so shy. He used to charm ladies left & right, when he drank more. He's a blast to hang out with, a gentleman, and an intellectual w/ a country accent. Every girl I know who's dated him was much in love, so Im guessing something had to be getting done right, but I dont want to visualize any of that.

He has dated beautiful women, like I say, there's nothing wrong with the guy, he's just not a playa anymore. owns his own business, and spends much time fishing/hunting. If youre tired of players, creeps, or clingy types, you will be pleased.

No strings for you. You would be surrounded by me, my wife, & a bunch of Who Dat friends-- so no awkwardness, and as everyone on this board knows, I talk a lot, and so do my friends. If you're a Saints fan, you'll fit right in! Just trust me here.

Basically, all I want from you is to make my friend smile, and have a nice time with all of us. You're a nice lady, and you're good company for any man who is a real man. Your job will be to walk around & be whatever it is that guys like about you. You will also be required to eat great food, drink whatever you like, enjoy Mardi Gras & The Saints Superbowl, and party in New Orleans! Drinking, smoking, & hell raising are encouraged. But a church girl would be ok, too, so long as you're not uptight. If you answer this, you're probably not uptight.

You wont be alone at any time, so there's no hoochie coochie, or expectation of it. I promise he is not weird or clingy, but he is funny, and I am often the butt of jokes. No one is uncomfortable in my presence--ask anyone on this board who's met me.

You gotta be somewhat normal, not currently a stripper or drug addict, proportionate, (sorry) although a little junk-in-the-trunk is ok, and I dont think busty would scare him either. You probably want to be 30's-ish, or well preserved 40ish. We'll deal with kids later, if you got em. He hunts & has guns, but liberals are welcome too-- if you can chat w/o spinning your head & spitting pea soup. (Polarity can be sexy.) A Cajun or Spanish girl would be a plus!

Even if there is no chemistry, you will have a great weekend, much fun, make new friends, & have an interesting story to tell when you get old.

(guys keep your wisecracks to yourself, just once) (like you never needed a wingman, sometimes...)