TSA-style wanding and patdowns mandatory at remainder of Saints home games
 

Take your pick. You can either get the news from a New Orleans Saints press release or an identically written "news" story on WVUE's website ... either way, it's only good news for those who find TSA-style wanding procedures and Russian-hand, Roman-finger searches to be oddly pleasurable:

<blockquote>The New Orleans Saints would like to take this opportunity to alert fans attending the team?s remaining four regular season home games at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome of security measures that are in place:


*In our continuing effort to ensure the safety of our patrons and venue, the Mercedes-Benz Superdome has adopted the NFL?s recommended enhanced security screening which will begin on Monday, November 28th.? [ Read more ]

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