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this is a discussion within the NOLA Community Forum; Two Gators were chattin' the other day about this, that, and the other. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you can be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was ...

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Old 08-17-2004, 02:35 PM   #1
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Two Gators were chattin' the other day about this, that, and the other.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you can be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?" "Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?" "Down at t'other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase.
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Old 08-17-2004, 08:11 PM   #2
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Very nice.

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Old 08-17-2004, 11:00 PM   #3
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Ain\'t no stinkin demcrates heer!
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:24 AM   #4
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LOL - Wanna bet?

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Old 08-19-2004, 09:38 PM   #5
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Ther is a stinkin demcrate in her. Jus joshin ya, woodn wanna ofend a demcrate, they have that man that loks lik hermin munsta on they side.
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